oiseaux/ciseaux

Nov 29

My friends get mad at me cause they say I bring my girlfriend, Valentina every where.

I tell her that they are just jealous of our love. Let the haters hate, sweet pea. You’re the only 1 liter mexican hot sauce for me

When I lived in France I had a mexican friend who brought her liter of Valentina to every party. Her mom would ship it to her from Aguascalientes, MX. God bless that woman.

Nov 27

Tyler Coates: Things in popular culture that feel like a bad parody of popular culture, part 1 of an infinite series. -

dpdsprings:

These things, to varying degrees and for disparate reasons, feel like they came from a rushed novel about celebrities in 2011:

A glamorous British actress disappearing from the spotlight for a while, returning with a movie about the psychosexual rivalry between Freud and Jung

(Source: dandaddario)

Nov 26

Landing in Manila one day after Typhoon Pedring, 9/28/11.

thedailywhat:

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others of the Day: Hint: It’s the one with the cover story about how it’s completely okay, if not beneficial, to feel unease about future uncertainties, as opposed to, say, riot in the streets until sh*t gets done.

Sadly, this is a fairly common occurrence.

[@ggreenwald.]

(via feminision)

Wipe Your Feet: Make a Party -

tesslynch:

I like to spend time alone. I think it’s a lot of fun. I tend to fixate on activities, which is vaguely anti-social considering the fact that most people like to do one thing for a while and then move on, so alone time allows me to give myself permission to do something for five plus hours at a…

Nov 25

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(Source: amyohconnor, via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)

Oct 25

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Oct 18

azspot:

why Occupy Wall Street exists, reason #1,734

Oct 13

Woke up out of a dead sleep this morning because on the television I heard the professor on Futurama say “The ship is too heavy to fly! It’s made of Rearden Steel!” I’ve slept through earthquakes but I can’t resist a good Ayn Rand joke.

Jul 30

booked a plane ticket to the philippines. return date to be determined.

Jul 06

bthny:

womenbelike:

ilovecharts:

-mireias

Women be screechin’! Am I right?

Super science.

Jul 05

Laughlin, NV puts on a good firework show every year.

Independence days in years past:
-the time my brother, about ten years old, made comments criticizing america at a parade in Minnesota and a lady over heard him and gave my mom a lecture
-four years ago on independence day I arrived via united airlines at mccarran international in las Vegas, Nevada after living abroad for a year.

May 21

whydoihaveablog:

sade:

mattstopera:

THIS PICTURE OF CRYSTAL THE MONKEY ON THE HANGOVER RED CARPET.

OH MY GOD

Fuckkk!!! Does anyone know if Crystal has a Twitter or some other form of Social Media? I WANT HER VIEWS ON THINGS!

azspot:

evilmilk.com (via ianstgermain)