January 2010
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my “ex” has a girlfriend who looks exactly like my friend’s ex girlfriend. and they even have the same name! HOW IS THE WORLD EVEN POSSIBLE?
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Imagine the world we would live in if consumers spent as much time thinking about where we buy our groceries or our clothing as we spend talking about the next Apple product.
Life is mostly false alarms.
So it’s my Saturday night tonight and I’m just kicking back at home doing nothing but drinking a Red Stripe and wearing a shirt with red stripes because for the rest of the world today is a Thursday.
Then all these sirens start streaking through the neighborhood - fire engines, ambulances, police SUVs. I look outside and there is smoke coming from Jon&Nathan’s street. I go...
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Today: 3 hour commute for a 4 hour meeting,
and a 3 hour nap in which I dreamt about a 4 hour meeting.
Sometimes working for the federal government really is a living nightmare. But, hey, atleast it’s consistent.
“The human mind delights in finding pattern—so much so that we often mistake...”
– Stephen Jay Gould (via butdoesitfloat) (via jeremyturner) (via merlin)
“If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell...”
– hunter s thompson (generation of swine) (via quellequaintrelle)
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