My friends get mad at me cause they say I bring my girlfriend, Valentina every where.
I tell her that they are just jealous of our love. Let the haters hate, sweet pea. You’re the only 1 liter mexican hot sauce for me
When I lived in France I had a mexican friend who brought her liter of Valentina to every party. Her mom would ship it to her from Aguascalientes, MX. God bless that woman.
These things, to varying degrees and for disparate reasons, feel like they came from a rushed novel about celebrities in 2011:
- A glamorous British actress disappearing from the spotlight for a while, returning with a movie about the psychosexual rivalry between Freud and Jung
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others of the Day: Hint: It’s the one with the cover story about how it’s completely okay, if not beneficial, to feel unease about future uncertainties, as opposed to, say, riot in the streets until sh*t gets done.
Sadly, this is a fairly common occurrence.
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others of the Day: Hint: It’s the one with the cover story about how it’s completely okay, if not beneficial, to feel unease about future uncertainties, as opposed to, say, riot in the streets until sh*t gets done.
Sadly, this is a fairly common occurrence.
[@ggreenwald.]
I like to spend time alone. I think it’s a lot of fun. I tend to fixate on activities, which is vaguely anti-social considering the fact that most people like to do one thing for a while and then move on, so alone time allows me to give myself permission to do something for five plus hours at a…
Here’s something everyone should see. This is a video released by Australian advocacy group GetUp! to argue for marriage equality. It made me cry on the bus (!).
Oh FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK. DO NOT WATCH THIS AFTER A BOTTLE OF RED
;___;
I enjoy “We Found Love” because the song is good and the video reminds me of Skins (the UK version, obviously).
My thoughts exactly.
Woke up out of a dead sleep this morning because on the television I heard the professor on Futurama say “The ship is too heavy to fly! It’s made of Rearden Steel!” I’ve slept through earthquakes but I can’t resist a good Ayn Rand joke.
Laughlin, NV puts on a good firework show every year.
Independence days in years past:
-the time my brother, about ten years old, made comments criticizing america at a parade in Minnesota and a lady over heard him and gave my mom a lecture
-four years ago on independence day I arrived via united airlines at mccarran international in las Vegas, Nevada after living abroad for a year.
sade:
THIS PICTURE OF CRYSTAL THE MONKEY ON THE HANGOVER RED CARPET.
OH MY GOD
Fuckkk!!! Does anyone know if Crystal has a Twitter or some other form of Social Media? I WANT HER VIEWS ON THINGS!
